I think 20 years ago Car and Driver called them SUCs. Sport utility cars.

I think I rode in your cab in Dublin.

You mean like the Clone Wars?

I think that is what The Punisher does.

Can I write this off as STEM classes for my kids?

Did Glossier invent their own pink?

I have those things. They don’t fix shit.

Has it kicked in yet?

That sums up the vote for all right leaning dudes.

You know it isn’t the 1970s anymore, right?

Confused the hell out of me when I moved to MD. Here DMV is short for DC, Maryland, Virginia metro area.

That is amazing, and what PR should look like.

I think that and weed was the only way I could keep my weight over 125 back in High School.

Surge is back at Burger King and shows up in some stores.

Is that The Dude reflected off the mirrored building?

ANd you aren’t even the sound and lighting person who runs miles of cable and hangs speakers and light racks (thank god for LED lighting).

Man, I do not miss set up days.

Exact line of thinking ruined airlines in the 80s.

None of these kids called themselves “emo.”

I’m Circie Nightshade.