Has it kicked in yet?

That sums up the vote for all right leaning dudes.

You know it isn’t the 1970s anymore, right?

Confused the hell out of me when I moved to MD. Here DMV is short for DC, Maryland, Virginia metro area.

That is amazing, and what PR should look like.

I think that and weed was the only way I could keep my weight over 125 back in High School.

Surge is back at Burger King and shows up in some stores.

Is that The Dude reflected off the mirrored building?

ANd you aren’t even the sound and lighting person who runs miles of cable and hangs speakers and light racks (thank god for LED lighting).

Man, I do not miss set up days.

Exact line of thinking ruined airlines in the 80s.

None of these kids called themselves “emo.”

I’m Circie Nightshade.

Hot Topic is PG-13 Spencer Gifts.

I really wish I hadn’t had that nervous breakdown that had me walk away from PR when I had a chance to work with the most influential black people in Charleston.

My 40th birthday was 11/08/2016. I spent the entire day having panic attacks because I knew what was coming.

Seriously. You’re a fucking idiot. There is a difference between a car payment for an asset you own and spending hundreds a month on a service.

I don’t really. I spend most of my days home bound dealing with dipshits like you on the internet.

What about if I am 43 with a wife and 2 kids that I need to get around?

As a disabled person, the fuck they are.