I used to always travel to gigs with a golf towel clipped to my backpack. Came in really handy.

Count your blessings.

I expected Saturday afternoon on HBO level of entertainment and was satisfied.

I know next to nothing about Pokemon and I enjoyed it. But I liked the absent dad redemption movies of the 80s.

More people need to be able to vote. That is absolutely true. But HC got 2% more of the popular vote than pOTUS did. So enough people voted that it is a moot point. Now is it her fault that she lost the same way her husband’s ex-coworker did. Fuck yes. Pay attention to the rules, not the game.

No, that is the conclusion to your stupid argument.

The gold is between the red and the blue. Knowing what you are talking about should be important.

That is a trail, not a road. Words mean things. Memes don’t mean shit.

Can you show me where they are in the constitution?

That makes no sense. So you hate roads and fire departments? If you hate society, get the fuck out. Or you are just a leech. The very thing you claim to hate.

Spending on BS and spending on value are two entirely different things.

I'm just gonna throw a theory out there.

The hairspray was made illegal. That haircut literally kills the planet.

I welcome our new Canadian overlords. Eh.

You can point out that someone is a destructive asshole, and that he wipes his dick on the doorknobs.

Those aren’t the new weather maps?

Way to work in some both sides bullshit.

When did we add the gold to our flag?

Are you the guy I yelled at in the second Matrix movie?

Hyphenated-Americans.