I'm just gonna throw a theory out there.

The hairspray was made illegal. That haircut literally kills the planet.

I welcome our new Canadian overlords. Eh.

You can point out that someone is a destructive asshole, and that he wipes his dick on the doorknobs.

Those aren’t the new weather maps?

Way to work in some both sides bullshit.

When did we add the gold to our flag?

Are you the guy I yelled at in the second Matrix movie?

Hyphenated-Americans.

26%

A Democrat wouldn’t do it.

My very first thought.

I think the gold line running thru the colors gives off that sense. Especially since we don’t have the color in our flag.

Yup. I saw that design and thought, “If 1990's USAir is MAGA now, we are well and truly fucked.”

Same time as “philanthropist.” When you give credit to people for tax write offs you give credit to people who spread propaganda.

Change the steelies and lamp, and that is just a fun Daytona Saturday.

They nailed “Futuristic Taxi” before anyone heard of Uber.

Wait, do we hate Detective Pikachu? The VFX were well done, and it was a perfectly acceptable Saturday Afternoon HBO movie.

The heart wants what the heart wants.

It is on their tummy and it is adorable.