There is a Dunkin every two blocks, but since you can’t get a Dunkin, just go to a decent gas station or Starbucks.

Charlotte used to have some amazing Greek diners thru the late 90's early 2000s. I think most have shut down.

The first time I saw a truck commercial with a free plow instead of a free bed liner I needed a minute to process it.

Won’t even poop for Capt. Holt.

I think it has been hinted at since day one.

When oh when will Volvo make me the brown, diesel, electric, turbo wagon of my dreams?

Alright, burn it down. We're done here.

That was Bruce Lee.

You can afford to get the insurance company to pay your claims first.

Sploosh!

Nope, got fed up with them and quit Netflix months ago. Too little, too late.

Why use TV Ezra Miller when you can now afford Movies Ezra Miller?

Well, last time our president attempted it he got sued. So I am going to guess “not good.”

Say hi to the new owner of the Carolina Panthers, David Tepper.

Bender fooling around under Clair’s dress when hiding under the table?

We can’t all be Nicole Kidman.

How many women have you told you didn’t rape them?

You should be fine. All the asshole wannabe cops now drive black Explorers.

Good for you!

Kobe Bryant raped a woman, admitted it, and then spent the rest of his life trying to buy his way into heaven.