It could stand to lose some letters.

No, that’s an Emmy.

My wife cannot understand how I drive so crazily when conditions are good, but like a school marm when they start getting wonky.

That’s ‘cause you’re from Cali.

I can move thru the atoms.

Wayne's World?

That is beautiful, dude.

Tom, you leave out that most rental cars are going to be sold at CarMax or private lots. They will just be called “Fleet Vehicles.” If I remember, my previous employer kept less than 10 percent of their rental fleet to sell on their lots. Everything else went to auction, dealer buybacks, or dealerships used lots. If…

You sure that bondo wasn’t done by renters?

The theatre is incestuous.

I miss Rosencrantz and Bink.

How long until there were Holocaust deniers, and how long until they made it into the American government?

Now all I want in life is a Star Wars version of Ren and Stimpy’s “Fire Dogs” episode.

I reccomended this, but I’m cool with Favs not having Marvel. He’s having fun in the Billion Dollar Live Action Remakes department.

“Decent endings” was just superfluous.

Depending on the year of the Bronco, I may have had a stealth vasectomy and told my wife I was in an accident with a fence.

Close, but not quite.

Was it a side by side? My wide was adamant about that.

Soooooooo...

Yeah, but we pay for it in rust.