The theatre is incestuous.

I miss Rosencrantz and Bink.

How long until there were Holocaust deniers, and how long until they made it into the American government?

Now all I want in life is a Star Wars version of Ren and Stimpy’s “Fire Dogs” episode.

I reccomended this, but I’m cool with Favs not having Marvel. He’s having fun in the Billion Dollar Live Action Remakes department.

“Decent endings” was just superfluous.

Depending on the year of the Bronco, I may have had a stealth vasectomy and told my wife I was in an accident with a fence.

Close, but not quite.

Was it a side by side? My wide was adamant about that.

Soooooooo...

Yeah, but we pay for it in rust.

“True, I’d have more time at home with family. More time for us to quarrel over the money we don’t have now”

I love that I bought my car before ever deciding to have kids, but because my passengers comfort was important I have no trouble with child seats now.

Naw. We’re just displaced Billionaires, pardner.

Buzzards Bay is in Cape Cod, not Nantucket.

Buzzards Bay is in Cape Cod, not Nantucket.

Buzzards Bay is in Cape Cod, not Nantucket.

Buzzards Bay is in Cape Cod, not Nantucket.

I’m 43 and white. Both parents worked. White kids were bussed into black neighborhoods in Charlotte, not vice versa.

So no sports, or were your activities close enough that you could ride a bike? Because that isn’t how it is in all suburbs and exurbs.