That front end looks like a Funko Pop version of Tim Curry’s Pennywise.

Does it have two mouths or just whiskey nose?

Because oil extraction and refinement is done with rainbows and good feelings?

No, because now you are mixing new car and used car buyers. A new car buyer wont buy a used car that gets 30 MPG, but they may buy an electric, promoting future progress. That is how the real world works. Anyone who cares about the environment and has half a brain will understand you are making an absurd argument.

You realize basic finance won’t cover college costing twice what it did 20 years ago and you graduated hs and got Boomer luck with a job and were in the workforce before the recession. As a fellow Xer, you are ignoring a huge part of why our Millennial brothers and sisters have issues you don’t.

How the hell is this still a thing?

As someone in a car who can assess traffic just fine, you're wrong. You should just try paying attention to the road rather than your screen.

Were does the line start?

You got some boot on your tounge.

Or get a motorcycle, realize that everyone is going to try to kill you if you make a mistake and learn how to drive with your head on a swivel.

Bigger engine.

You can buy a cheap one and add it.

xB 2 has a bigger engine and better sound system, so better on the road. Probably less miles and cost due to being the red headed step child. And can still be found in a manual.

They should have Rob Liefeld design it

I had it happen in the early 2000's at one of the nicest hotels in Downtown* Charlotte. And it is thriving. I asked for a brand that they had run out of and I heard the manager tell the bartender to give me a lower shelf vodka, as I was obviously drunk.

Well, I have my dark joke of the week for therapy now.

Don’t oversell it.

That is still Dr. Strange territory.

They probably were inhaling a f##k ton of lead from fuel vapor.