It is why I’m honestly glad they added another white guy to balence him out.

Because your post reeked of intellectual laziness and entitlement. You aren’t the only one losing a safe space, and asking those of us who already have, or who could lose their jobs, to pander to you is insulting.

I’ve mainlined bless your heart for years.

That scene gets me to sleep some nights.

History of the World Part 2 solidified Brooks’s ethos and my ideal view of comedy when he played a stand up philosopher

Not to worry, schmucks like you are why this place is torpedoing. We’ll both be gone soon enough.

Well then maybe you should stop commenting and read rather than being a shit and calling for women to put their jobs in jeopardy.

Why are we doing this thing where people who name themselves after right wing nutjobs characters still get a voice?

Like you canceled W and Friends’ war crimes?

I don’t think there is a fine that is not jail that should be unpayable.

Good, burn those NIMBY fucks.

Try an 8-ball of high fiber cereal and Taco Bell.

This is why contraception needs to be taught before college. 

I would say RIP, but I’m not sure Mr Witherspoon would take the moment to rest.

Dear cops...

I just looked this up in the archives. 

Yeah, but it will just be a diarrhea metaphor about how the pOTUS sucks and Drew’s pot habbit.

Quiet, Subway.

The Tabernacle is awesome and RIP Freakinik.

The bigger joke is Bill lives in one of the greatest culinary cities in the South and takes advantage of it constantly.