I don’t think there is a fine that is not jail that should be unpayable.

Good, burn those NIMBY fucks.

Try an 8-ball of high fiber cereal and Taco Bell.

This is why contraception needs to be taught before college. 

I would say RIP, but I’m not sure Mr Witherspoon would take the moment to rest.

Dear cops...

I just looked this up in the archives. 

Yeah, but it will just be a diarrhea metaphor about how the pOTUS sucks and Drew’s pot habbit.

Quiet, Subway.

The Tabernacle is awesome and RIP Freakinik.

The bigger joke is Bill lives in one of the greatest culinary cities in the South and takes advantage of it constantly. 

Independent mechanics who want to work on newer vehicles need to convert to body shops and open up insurance and car rental spaces. 

Damn it. I want to watch this but couldn't get thru 5 minutes of Logan Lucky with those fake ass accents. 

Is that douche’s house on fire because the asshole in Ypsilanti vote to destroy our environment and now shit costs more?

My god but you are a fucking coward.

Something something it wasn’t about slavery.

SB Nation pays shit. 

This has nothing to do with the STS edict and more that he once said something nice about Cam Newton on Deadspin.

This is the shit Elizabeth Warren and Sanders were talking about when these shitheels shut down Splinter. It should be against the law to buy news outlets in order to squelch news or voices. And I'll say that about fox as well.

Gasp!!!