This implies there is a time when you are not thinking about Face/Off.

Dude, did you see my electric Mustang?

How does this not have more Meow Meow Beans? I just about woke up my kids I snorted so hard.

That green with the roof rack.

I don’t understand why so many manufacturers are afraid to have a signature style anymore.

I thouth the Probe was the failed “sports car for women.”

I don’t know when the city of Charlotte raped and murdered the families of the Deadspin staff, but this whole site is just crybabies about that city.

This is like dealing with the federal government when you are actually disabled.

Tina Turner and the wife beater that somehow wound up on a Gorrillaz album covered CCR.

I saw Bruce do a 4 hour show.

I was tall when I was a kid and then stopped growing at six one in the ninth grade.

I still have a ways to go to meet that goal.

How many birds do you think he killed.

Every time I watch Cap movies I have to go watch a Community paintball story too.

No war criminal next to her. :D

I guess they can’t demote him to Speaker of the House.

Well I can’t say y’all, you guys, you people there, hey youse...

The soundtrack will only be released on 8-Track.

We had that with Bush 2.

I was a sin eater for less than that. It is a truly fucked up life. You will never see the world the same way, and most every opinion you hear is straight from a blind asshole.