I wanted Famke Jansen. Settled for girls who got that look in their eyes.

Next time I need to buy close but out of the rust belt I have my order.

Please let those rumors be true. I hate IPTAs and would love to see Clemson suffer.

The Panthers traveling fan group bought out all the pools in Jacksonville one preseason. Jville had to take a few back when the media team realized all the tv shots of their signature pools would have visitors in them.

I think my brain farted enough to leave a streak. 

I know this is an old comment, but what about using Alexa or Siri or some other AI?

I cant wait to see Margot Robbie's performance as Claressa Shields. 

Welcome to 1990, mother fuckers!

And then Toyota took the Wagovan and made the xB.

They may be faster, but I don’t think cars could ever be that beautiful again.

Please tell the interior to stop staring at me. It is freaking me out.

This is a very presidential car.

A sexual predator and a moron child walk onto a tv production set...

It’s like his Anti-Racism shield.

Oh Damn!

Buy some crack.

No, it is so employees don’t have to risk their health to do their job.

I’m going to assume you are 12 and didn’t live in a time when smoking was everywhere.

The perfect mix of fantasy baseball and improv.

Not till she finds Herb.