I know there are people who would never want to live in a place surrounded by cornfields, but my god, ocean animals are fucking WEIRD. I’ll keep my deer and occasional wild turkeys, thanks.

Wow, that second picture isn’t even remotely phallic...

If you ever try to dig for clams with your bare hands (which I have done), you can actually feel them pull away from you and try to escape deeper into the sand. It’s kinda amazing since you usually don’t think of clams as particularly mobile.

He usually does but he’s from Naples so pretty southern Italy. Sometimes it’s “risot” someti1mes it’s “risodo” lol he does the same thing when pronouncing lasagna!

Have you ever heard her say “carbonara”? It’s like something a character in a Marx Brothers movie would say.

She was born in Rome where she lived for her first 7 years before moving to the U.S. She’s a native Italian speaker. But why does she insist on over-stressing the accent on Italian words? I don’t know. It’s grating.

I stand corrected!

Made it five seconds before De Laurentiis did her usual thing of over-pronouncing an Italian word to the point where I’m not sure if she’s meta-goofing on stereotypes or trying desperately to be authentic.

Going forward I’m going to tell everyone to shut the fuck up because I have too low a smoke point.

Sometimes olive oil is best even if it has a low smoke point.

OMG Comey just got fired? Are we all talking about this in another page? What should I make of this? Where is Ja Rule to MAKE SENSE of this?!

Did you actually watch the performance? He’s a classically trained dancer who just did amazingness

agreed, tom recently lamented about how he doesn’t get to be hot very often.

I just did the wiki on him & have probably watched this clip 10 times today. He’s incredible! His dance talent helps explain why he was so much fun to watch in Captain America: Civil War.

And I, middle aged, stretched marked, nearly 50 with a disabled husband, will do the same if the Kardashian’s dissolve as peacefully as the first generation of Hilton’s. May Kendall and Kylie lose Instagram followers, be cropped out of more photos, and Anna Wintour delete their phone numbers. I shall forever devote…

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Okay dope, the reason why the question was even asked was because he is attractive.

Sure I’d do anything to meet Ja Rule!

She got some really stupid criticism about her outfits for a while just because she happened to have boobs, but lately every time I see a picture of her I’m like, there’s no way you didn’t choose that outfit to get the reaction. Wear what you want, but something about the “wears an outfit - PEOPLE RAGE - SHE RAGES -…

Ariel Winter makes me want to go into “uptight mom” mode. “Where do you think you’re going dressed like that Missy?” She’s going to cringe so hard at these outfits someday. She looks ready to join the Ice-capades.