Smoker here: never liked smoking inside. Ever. I used to smoke in my cars, but even that bothers me now (well that and my window has been broken for a year).

Anna would sell tickets and pimp out Bella Hadid in a second.

I’m sure that, at some point, I’ll tire of hearing about this, but not yet. Not even close. Pass the popcorn!

I’m really enjoying my Fyre Festival experience.

I’m just gonna roll my eyes to lil Miley and keep my thoughts to myself. Mostly. I’ll just say this. Girl, we are not here for convenient pit stops on your path to “finding yourself.”

I smoked weed the entire month of April so I got Miley covered.

When she yelled at Sonja last week “FIX YOUR TOILET IN YOUR TOWNHOUSE” I was in housewives heaven!!!!! This show has still got it.

I’m the fucking loser who wrote on her Instagram that I love her style and would a QVC clothing line from her.

Not to be facetious, but why would you want models draped all over your yacht? What if you want to actually sail your yacht somewhere -- how do you scare them off? Can you use a broom to shoo them away, or do you have to pry them off, like barnacles on the hull?

as required by the FDA. 

Can you have a series dedicated to a daily Fyre Fest update? This is never not funny.

The video’s director, Agata Alexander, anticipated the response—she told Nest HQ, “I’m ready for people to be politically correct and find faults in it, but it came from a woman and if I saw it as a woman and a fan I’d be like, ‘Fuck ya!’”

Gotta love that blame the victim mentality, let me guess you would have also never taken nude pics during the fappening right? They thought they were buying passes two a 4 day festival with accommodations, free drinks, and meals in the bahamas with music from the likes of Blink 182.

Do you know how much something…

I wouldn’t say that they deserved it. Just because she has money to burn on festivals doesn’t mean she deserves to be scammed. But yes, certainly, a fool and her money are easily parted.

like, this was my rent, which I just spent on this thing that’s not happening.

Like, why would anyone try to actually scam us?

I hope someone gives Bethenny TOO MUCH TUNA!

I probably wouldn’t talk to Caitlyn either if I was Khloé.

Hot take: the sex isn’t consensual if it’s being extorted from you because your single most vital personal possession is being held hostage.