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My 3rd judgiest cousin spent all of last week blasting the Unicorn Frapp on social media basically calling all of us who tried one irredeemable sugar monsters who deserve to die young of diabetes. Then this week she announces she’s spending the summer hopping from one adult summer camp to another (Though this one

For the record, I don’t give a damn about what products white people use in their hair. If that is your takeaway, then you’ve missed the point. Also, I cannot speak for other black people in Kinja, but I am not your ‘black people whisperer’. To the plethora of racists leaving comments, surely you have better things to

And when they get on, they leave your ass for a White girl.” 

What Kendall is doing is surprisingly savage.

Still, [Kylie] says, “It’s really hard to support a relationship that’s really unhealthy...”

Caitlyn is a fascinating look into what white male privilege looks like on a woman. White women have their own sense of privilege but this Caitlyn mess is a whole different beast. She’s got like, super-duper privilege and watching her open her gob and consistently embarrass herself is one of my last remaining

That preview image looks like it was ripped straight out of Josie and the Pussycats.

I am a black man raised by my white biological mother. My father was an abusive cheating bastsrd who, at one point, broke my mother’s thumb.

“Devil wears Prada” meets “Gossip Girl” meets “Sex and the City”.

Bless you for having the patience to break this all down for that fool.

cool story, bro

Adult women should not say “vay jay jay”. Ever.

“Caitlyn also claims she believes Robert represented Simpson because he was jealous that Kris married Bruce. “I wonder if it was his way of saying to her what I think she was saying to him when she married me: a big f—k you,” 

No wonder none of her stepkids want anything to do with her. It’s not about being trans, it’s about being such a petty little person that she’d use her memoir to smear a dead man while simultaneously making it all about how jealous said dead man supposedly was of Bruce Jenner.

The comments over on Gizmodo are depressing AF. To paraphrase, the elderly doctor deserved it, should not have raised his voice, should have just used his “cell phone to re-book patients from his hotel room,” and that this whole incident has been entirely blown out of proportion.

If they really did run an algorithm to come up with 4 randomly selected people and this guy, an actual fucking doctor, said I have patients to see then United could have run it again and gotten someone with relatively less obligations back home to get off the flight. I’ve never flown United but it’s stories like this

Does United not have a single PR person? Someone, anyone who could put some platitudes on cue cards and shove this guy in front of the camera? One of the cops is already being investigated, how hard would it be for United to do the whole we are deeply disturbed by the incident and will look into itsong and dance?

the way he speaks to her about money is so so so gross. at the reunion they were fighting like a couple that has already broken up. it’s so weird