This is the quote from the Times that truly concerns me.

“Let me begin by explaining that despite this obviously put-on accent and attitude, I am in fact the most genuine person you will meet.

First thing’s first, I’m the realest. Drop this and let the whole world feel it.
And I’m still in the Murder Business

It’s a tale as old as time!

Sometimes when I see ridiculous commercials, I try to imagine what that pitch meeting must have been like, and I feel like the phrase “protest is the new brunch” was uttered in this one.

I think what’s been bugging me is that one of the many messages from Lemonade and some past Bey albums was about dealing with real shit, and imperfection and lies but...then she turns around and tries to sell us the fairy tale all over again?

Please try watching this without choking up!

Why do you consider it a con? Commerce is based on the idea that two parties can be mutually satisfied even when valuing something differently.

Absolutely. Also, you can afford to buy an apartment in a brownstone on the Upper East Side of New York City with the earnings from writing a weekly newspaper column.

I guess because it is possible to be a manicurist and not be Asian? Though an all-Asian cast would be interesting to watch, too, and would bring a different perspective to the show.

Karrueche Tran is half-Vietnamese.

You sound stupid.

Who do you think they were paying to do their homework?

Damn. I came here to pick this low hanging fruit with a “more like Whorey county amiright?” but alas I have been bested.

Maybe the cheerleaders did something completely disgusting and amoral, like going to a restaurant with a married man.

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

true, a lot of people are.

...upon reentry.

It’s true, but it’s also true that she said she stopped wearing makeup because of the unrealistic expectations for appearance that women face, so wearing makeup and pretending you aren’t wearing makeup is just as bad as photoshop and crazy contouring in terms of setting up unreasonable expectations for how women…

Alicia’s response: “I do what the fuck I want.”