Thanks for the info.

God love 'er!

Take your medication dude!

Good vodka and lots of fiber.

Just like dropping the kids off at the pool each morning, albeit with less splash.

Disturbing. I can't stop watching it.

Whew! Count me out.

Guess who will buy this thing?

Why not?

Because the Low Bidder wins the job.

Why, you must be talking about my ex-wife, Dr. Hate.

Genius!

You have got to be kidding me???

Keith is the captain of the "All Dickhead Team".

Makes we want to bitch-slap someone right now!

She was pretty damn hot! I'm more shocked by hearing a straight newscaster. Aren't they all playing for the other team?

I never seem to get tired of seeing drunk women showing their tits.

I use the grater on my heels to remove excess skin. Should I start washing it before putting it back into the kitchen drawers?

Oh boy! I'll remember this next time I need to use a buddy's iPad. Are those spew marks on your screen?

Jack ass!