All I can think now is how much better "Take Me to Church" would be if it were a Eurythmics song.

WORD.

The Beatles.

She took 'em to church too. Hah! I'll just show myself out...

God, I'm such a stereotype. I would bang the bejeezus out of Hozier. Irish + guitar = YAASSSSSS

If one more person on Twitter credits this song to CCR... it's Screamin' Jay Hawkins people. Come on!

Make her an author.

You turned one? WOW.

Mazel Tov! Pegging is one of my biggest sexual aspirations/goals.

Nothing is manlier than a guy who's willing to take what he wants to give you. Seriously.

I read the comments just to see if you comment. #sorrynotsorry

*full body shudder*

you are the voice of a generation and jezebel's poet laureate in residence

you can have it if u want im not using it

not if you are a spider

I have this Canadian 'friend' who is all like "It's absolute zero here with 2,000 feet of snow, I don't see why you're complaining about two feet of snow and -10 F" and it takes all the effort I have not to scream "You're from fucking Tornoto, not Pluto".

I love that a lot of these responses are, "Sorry, I can't hear your question over the sound of how awesome space is."

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Wow - this is mind-blowing - I knew about the bullshit with the celebrity magazines but had given zero thought to the problems encountered by real people. Thanks for continuing to educate.