Because she was afraid her friends might steal her ideas, she made her board private.

I don't like her because she fucked a married man.

And I'll be right behind you, bearing ammo clips and reloading for you.

She was waving a loaded gun around for lolz. This isn't tragic, it's Darwinism at work. One can only hope it happened before she passed her stellar genes on to another generation of geniuses (genii?).

No matter how we may try.

No, it is an ironic statement that he won't get any rape or death threats, like a woman would, because he's male.

THANK YOU.

Those dolls are giving me the wiggins.

Don't call me Shirley.

I like to use SimplyNoise. It gives you the option of white, pink, or brown noise (I prefer brown to sleep) and it's free.

Plus, this plant is bad feng shui (too pointy!).

Confessions of a Failed Southern Lady. As a long-time disappointment to my mother, this book taught me that I not only have a right to be who and whatever the hell I want to be, but that other people's expectations of me aren't necessarily more important that my own happiness, and I can (and am) an amazing person in…

"If They Are Boring To You". And that's more for their sake than yours; people deserve to be with people who are delighted by them, not merely tolerating them.

Nope. I give it 3 errors (typos, grammar, spelling, punctuation) or some issue too irritating to forgive and I'm done. I consider the relationship between author and reader a sacred one, where they work hard and earn the respect we show by reading their work, and if they can't give enough of a shit to do their job…

...what gets you so filthed up that you need to bathe 3x/day?

WOW that Hemsworth fella is incredibly handsome. He needs to call me. Rawr.

That is adorable and should be developed into a sitcom, which I would actually bestir myself to watch.

I use mine constantly— as a fancy Kindle, but I use it to research topics in the books I read and check email and social media where I'm sitting instead of having to get up and go sit at the computer to do those things.

Not to mention the lack of bangs. Bangs can COMPLETELY change a person's face; witness Zooey Deschanel without bangs— you can't even tell it's her.

One good thing (the ONLY good thing?) about New Jersey: no statute of limitations on sexual assault. BADABING.