Couponing has to be done with a comprehension of how to "beat the system" because it can be done. Youhave to pair your coupons with when items go on sale in a store, at the right time of year when things go on sale. If pasta is usually $1.50 a box, and the store's got it on sale for 99c, and you have a coupon for 40c,…

There are a lot of alternatives to buying multiple papers, such as simply asking people you know who do not coupon for their coupons. That works a treat, especially if you take the whole paper from them when they're done and offer to recycle it for them; most people hate the work of recycling papers.

Tedium, yes, but if you can't actually buy yourself food without engaging in tedium, then by god, you will do it. Time is cheap, and there's far more of it than money when you're poor.

Here, try this one:

Oh I had forgotten we were dealing with Texas. D'oh!

...if you think that people of color can't do crazy, crazy, CRAZY shit, my friend, you are wrong. Melanin is not an indication of sanity or capacity for lack thereof. People are people are crazy fucked up wackos are people, no matter their ethnicity.

Probably because he's clearly so completely whackadoodle that he's not legally competent and thus THAT level of punishment is inappropriate.

So basically, balanced emotional health is desireable. Never would have figured that one out by myself. :P

Jon Bon Jovi has a restaurant here in Jersey with the same premise: http://www.jbjsoulkitchen.org/

I didn't have your email to send it to; apologies for posting it in here.

Speaking of rap battles, it would be nice if one of you lovely Jezebel writers would address and possibly draw attention to the horror of this woman's gang-rape and brutalization: http://www.ledger-enquirer.com/2014/02/17/295…

I actually like her other songs, and was horrified and astonished to hear how awful Shake It Off is. I can only hope her subsequent releases are better, cuz ugh.

I use an Android phone. Can I just have the hottie in the photo?

MZ reports the divorce is "harmonious," unlike Thicke's music,

We bitches ruin ERRYTHANG.

Oh, FFS. No one ever said to leave the dog in quarantine for months, just a few days at least to see if anything develops.

One (possibly the only) good thing about New Jersey: no statute of limitations on sexual assault.

And then Sir Neckbeard will complain to all and sundry about what a bitch she was and how "nice guys" can't win.

If there's some proof that the dog's a risk then sure. But it wouldn't kill THEM to give the dog a chance and see if anything develops before killing HIM.

Pfft, they could tranq the dog's food, then draw the blood. Saying he needs euthanization is a cop-out.