Worst movie ever. Two loathsome, shallow, emotionally and morally vacant mannequins shambling their way through atrocious dialogue and trite premise. The last scene in particular is excruciating. Kate Hudson and Matthew McConaughy should be ashamed they agreed to be in in; the screenplay writer(s) should commit…

And someone to take care of sixty puppies, cuz that'll be a lot of shit to shovel.

Exactly this. You don't have to go to extremes and have all black, like our friend above, but if you figure out what "season" you are, then only buy clothes within that color range, pretty much everything will match, you'll save money and time, and life will be great. I've been doing this for over ten years and it's…

Stay with your logic and rationality. When I was in my late 20's and early 30's, I was newly married, heady with newlywed LURVE and absolutely riddled with baby-making urges, which was a concerning and frankly horrifying thing because I'd ALWAYS been childfree up to that point.

If the child isn't being abused or neglected, and the problem is only when she's not with the child, there's really nothing you can do.

Beautifully put.

He has a face that just begs for smacking.

I would wear the fuck out of each and every one of these.

What a hodge-podge-y mess. They take things that have promise, like the beautiful teal chiffon, then ruin them with one-shouldered cavewoman cuts, then haphazardly gluing on the hair off troll dolls. Just horrible.

I had this same exact issue when I was your age, and like you, I was all passionate and determined to make a point. I tilted at every windmill I could find. Then I got old and tired and realized none of it matters a bit. Here's basically what you need to know to grow up atheist/non-Christian with overbearing Christian…

"23% of American adults did not read a single book in 2013."

Samesies. I'm especially susceptible to Southern accents because I don't fight it as hard— I would LOVE to be able to have a Southern accent for real! But I've had to fight the New Yawk accent of my forebears all my life, and when I lived in Canada, the second I caught myself 'eh'ing I started wearing a rubber band on…

Nah, this is "I want a preppy boyfriend", cuz I know heaps of white dudes, none of whom are Ivy League educated and would self-immolate before wearing those heinously preppy clothes.

My current job is the first time in YEARS I've gotten PTO, and my boss had to basically TELL me to actually use the PTO, because I forgot I had it.

Groucho Marx always said, "I would never be in a club that would accept me as a member."

Right? I couldn't even take 4 years of marriage before I ran the fuck away. 72 years takes some damned dedication.

No, he was making a statement of fact. It's stupid and wrong, but in many parts of this country, misperceptions about people of color can repel whites.

I removed every bit of personal information from my FB profile, stopped posting links to anything, and don't click on anyone else's links and now I get no ads at all, because they've got nothing on me. MUHAHAHA.

Oh haha, okay, thanks! Yes, I love them so fiercely. The voice actor is terrific and really sells it.