If the child isn't being abused or neglected, and the problem is only when she's not with the child, there's really nothing you can do.

Beautifully put.

He has a face that just begs for smacking.

I would wear the fuck out of each and every one of these.

What a hodge-podge-y mess. They take things that have promise, like the beautiful teal chiffon, then ruin them with one-shouldered cavewoman cuts, then haphazardly gluing on the hair off troll dolls. Just horrible.

I had this same exact issue when I was your age, and like you, I was all passionate and determined to make a point. I tilted at every windmill I could find. Then I got old and tired and realized none of it matters a bit. Here's basically what you need to know to grow up atheist/non-Christian with overbearing Christian…

"23% of American adults did not read a single book in 2013."

Samesies. I'm especially susceptible to Southern accents because I don't fight it as hard— I would LOVE to be able to have a Southern accent for real! But I've had to fight the New Yawk accent of my forebears all my life, and when I lived in Canada, the second I caught myself 'eh'ing I started wearing a rubber band on…

Nah, this is "I want a preppy boyfriend", cuz I know heaps of white dudes, none of whom are Ivy League educated and would self-immolate before wearing those heinously preppy clothes.

My current job is the first time in YEARS I've gotten PTO, and my boss had to basically TELL me to actually use the PTO, because I forgot I had it.

Groucho Marx always said, "I would never be in a club that would accept me as a member."

Right? I couldn't even take 4 years of marriage before I ran the fuck away. 72 years takes some damned dedication.

No, he was making a statement of fact. It's stupid and wrong, but in many parts of this country, misperceptions about people of color can repel whites.

I removed every bit of personal information from my FB profile, stopped posting links to anything, and don't click on anyone else's links and now I get no ads at all, because they've got nothing on me. MUHAHAHA.

Oh haha, okay, thanks! Yes, I love them so fiercely. The voice actor is terrific and really sells it.

Troof. Last year, I wanted to be anywhere but St. Pete, and now I'd kill the Pope to get back there.

Just in the interest of accuracy, it's entirely possible for short skinny people to be murderers. Get enough drugs into them, or make them angry/psychotic enough, and they can take down a good half-dozen people before they're subdued.

My friend calls 'em "cum gutters". Cuz he's classy like that.

Man, I miss those.