I figured out about ten years ago that no one cares NEARLY as much as I think they do about my behavior or actions. It has changed my life. I'm recommending this article to everyone I know who could benefit from it. Thanks so much for writing it! <3

...US size 8 is not plus size. Just so you know. Plus size is 14+.

I hate to do anything that seems I'm coming to this douchecanoe's defense, but his last name appears to be ethnically Middle Eastern or similar, and "Alexandrew" might be the way "Alexander" is spelled in his language.

C'mon. This was virtually identical to the behavior of a dickhead who makes a pass at a girl in a bar, gets rejected, then spends the rest of the night calling her fat, a bitch, and a lesbian who he never "really" wanted to get with anyway. The only difference is locale and what he was propositioning her for.

Fuck a Starbucks right in its mediocre, overpriced ass. RAWR. Timmy's 4EVA.

whomp whomp

It's almost like he's doing a public service, really.

"The joy still flows like a fountain every time."

Is there a contingency of those like me who don't care about Beyonce one way or another? I don't hate her, but I don't think she's the next coming of Christ like so many other people seem to feel. She's just sort of... there. A bit like elevator music. Maybe marginally more interesting.

Not to be a dick, but... what else do you think lemonade is made from, if not water, lemons, and sugar?

I got pregnant while on the pill, too, cuz that's my crap luck. Bonne chance to you, I hear it hurts a lot so I hope your go isn't too awful :)

Yeah, I've been at my job 9 months now and my boss has been hounding me for a month to take my vacay.

So there's this thing called "adoption", and I hear it's pretty cool.

Right?? What is UP with that? Grossness.

You eventually *have* to give birth? Is it a law in your municipality or something? Cuz if so, please let me know where you live so I can never, ever go there.

How can the rampant nepotism and cronyism be eliminated? Why are FOP or PBA "get out of jail free" cards even possible?

Ugh, I just reread my original post, and noticed some errors. I am so distressed that youall might think me illiterate that I feel the need to write a correction: I'm not a grammar failure, they were typos! I typed "by" instead of "my" and left out a word (should have been "during a phone interview"). Apologies!

I. AM. PLOTZING.

I got my current job because I did this; I interviewed for position A but didn't get it; by the time my thank-you letter arrived a week after being told the bad news, another job opened up and that interviewer was not only impressed by the letter but by interview and thought me a better fit for this newer job (it…

Be like me, and just give up on finding any sort of bearable human companionship. It's less depressing than eternally holding out hope and being tormented by the slim pickins.