I know someone who does crisis PR for Subway. We were bridesmaids together last month, she said she has indeed been working very long hours and their only real plan was just to put all the blame on Jared.

No because that would be my crazy Aunt who did the following:

Well, obviously launching a physical assault on any business is not constructive, but I think the resentment long time residents might feel about a place that is clearly intended to serve the people pricing them out of their homes is understandable and not entirely unfair, independently owned or not. Those businesses…

And this:

Any time any of these jerks starts bloviating about what Islam tells people to do, I wish a reporter would ask them, “sir, do you read Arabic?” Which, of course, the answer will be no, to which the response is, “then how do you know for sure?”

“... when you have something that is against the rights of women, against the rights of gays, subjugates other religions, and a host of things that are not compatible with our Constitution...”

“any Muslim should “subjugate their religious beliefs to our Constitution””

Something that is against the rights of women, against the rights of gays

But don’t worry, Taylor Swift fans. She and her crew will be along to culturally appropriate it any time now.

Right? Screw Taylor Swift’s squad, this is where it’s AT.

North America isn’t one large blob. Oaxacan aren’t native to California any more than Italians are native to Scotland because they both live in Europe. The Los Angeles area once belong to the Tongva nation. It never belonged to the Oaxacan.

they’ve encouraged Catholic parishes to accept and welcome immigrants, but the Vatican City isn’t really a place where anyone who isn’t church staff lives, so I think the criticism they’ve gotten has been unfair. It’s not much more than a few city blocks in the middle of Rome that is almost entirely taken up by the…

Wow, stereotype much? I think Irshad Manji would like a word with you...

Stop using my headrest as a handrail. I will quietly hate you if you recline into me, but if you’re behind me, don’t randomly grab my seat and shake it. I will cut you, old lady.

and most importantly: aisle gets the aisle armrest; window gets the window armrest; middle gets both middle armrests. You either get an aisle to stretch a leg into, a window to lean against, or two armrests. Never two of these.

Yeah that means it doesn’t fit. Christ.

You should be sorry. Check your bag. You not having to check a bag is not more important than other people who follow the rules not having room for theirs.

But Chip Kelly’s a genius.

For court of public opinion: maybe a court order making them release a big “We knowingly lied about PP” statement that talks about the good PP does for people. With the “we knowingly lied” bit front and center without qualifiers. It’d be their just deserts

I think the rest of America would appreciate it if New Jersey would instead enforce that standard on its governors.