Kanye?

I'm certain that Charlie was the least competent jazz player on the stand, and very aware of the fact. I would expect that he would be very cool to the session cats who will never experience anything like his success. This is not to denigrate his work with the Stones, which is perfect to this hard journalist's ear.…

We're all exhausted at this point, but it must be said. Hillary Clinton hails from a different social class. What class is that, you ask? That class is Varmint.

Seth Morris as Bob Ducca is ridiculous. I don't laugh out loud often, but it couldn't be helped. Scott Aukerman plays a masterful straight man, which must have been difficult.

John Cleese and Tim Conway? I'm just glad Michael Richards turned out ok.

This will hardly leave time to select the right blouse. Fortunately, I've got the jump on recording my neighbors' orgasms.

Fucking Craig.. *shakes head*

I want to go where the down boys go!

It's pronounced AswiPAY, oh forget it…

You can't accuse him of missing his demographic.

100% method.

I am a little surprised that no one here is jumping on the Imus-esque lesbian jokes. Little Wayne? A white guy would never get away with that!

That's pretty cool. I play in a Sammy Hagar tribute band with Al Gore!

A sitting president can only be impeached. He cannot be arrested or prosecuted without first undergoing impeachment.

Plus who wants to compete with Paul Mooney?

Kittens are pussies.

Most of the sconers I know just want to get sconed.

Yes, just like the Autobahn, and that's only the beginning!

Fine, but can we just forget about Springsteen's disco phase?

You've really thought this through!