hardhatlunchpail
HardHatLunchPail
hardhatlunchpail

When I was a kid my mom used to tell me that she knew she had started getting old when people took the same shit that had been around forever, brought it back, and called it a new name and got a whole new generation excited for it.

Why is it “millennial pink” when I’m pretty sure this is the exact shade of every bathroom that hasn’t been renovated since the 50's?

That is hilarious. Without thinking about it, I just assumed that Omen kid was Barron in a funny hat.

“How can we sure it was filled with rain, and not the bodies of people murdered by the Clintons?” - Sean Hannity

Yes. You get a new title in your name upon purchasing.

and setting good examples for young athletes.

This is exactly the distraction I needed today, and as someone who DVRs WWHL so that I can watch the good ones if I hear about it afterwards I greatly appreciate it. May I also bring up, again, last years Lupita Nyong’o and David Oyelowo episode which is the only show I have ever saved for an extended peroid. Their

If I’m paying $100+ for a doll, I better not have to tear it apart for any reason*.

As I click on this article, and this starts playing on Pandora in my office,

Yeah, we’re tired of hearing about Russia too, just for different reasons.

Coworker at lunch yesterday said, “Ugh, I’m so sick of hearing about Russia! Everything’s Russia!” I went off. Stupid little fuck.

Ah yes the morning what fresh hell am I living in today briefing

THE NEW MOVIE MENTIONS AN ANIMAL IN PASSING. The director did not wish to elaborate.

This oughta do it.

*bewildered look, quickly downloads In ‘n Out application

All while EVERYONE working at In ‘n’ Out Burger makes way more than these cheerleaders...even with the settlement.

That’s still shitty pay for the amount of time and dedication these women put into a multi-billion dollar industry.