GoFundMe is literally the American healthcare system at this point

Beside this being fucking tragic.

If there’s a god, this means that the Mets’ Brief Ryan Howard Experiment is just starting...

Back in college, Greg Oden would win these races all by himself.

his sudden death has some Nepalese officials questioning whether there should be an age cap on people allowed to summit the mountain.

The touch screen is the deal breaker.

The average age of a vehicle on the road is more than 11 years. Are these systems going to be functional when they reach average age? Probably not. They’re not going to be repaired/replaced by 3rd/4th owners.

I bet her Chemistry teacher was thinking “omg I had an impact”

Tone deaf Lean In Drek. What can you expect?

Quiet you. The service I pay nothing for is down and I need to rage about it!

Brandon Roy is one of the more depressing guys in basketball from a talent perspective. He was so good, but his body couldn’t handle the punishment.

I hope he is ok. My thoughts are with him and his family.

Apparently he was shot in the leg. Might as well chop those things off at this point and cut your losses, Brandon.

My four year old daughter snuck my eight year old son’s pet turtle in her little purse for a trip to Disney. It escaped and snuck under the seat. We had no clue of the shelled stowaway, so it was left in the car while we did the Disney thing. Car interiors get hot in Florida in August, especially after 11 hours.

No kidding, especially since they take like 2 days to air dry after washing.

Anyone else know that camelbak bottles with the long straws and chocolate milk become pressurized when they turn from the heat and 2 days in the car?

They really should sell car seats with 2 sets of covers.

I’ll make this as exposition-free as possible.

Year 1: Bad player

I know how he feels, I got drunk and thought I could make a ball bearing Blizzard, the machine blew up and DQ is garnishing my wages at a 99% clip to cover the loss.