When I was a kid my mom used to tell me that she knew she had started getting old when people took the same shit that had been around forever, brought it back, and called it a new name and got a whole new generation excited for it.

Why is it “millennial pink” when I’m pretty sure this is the exact shade of every bathroom that hasn’t been renovated since the 50's?

“How can we sure it was filled with rain, and not the bodies of people murdered by the Clintons?” - Sean Hannity

Yes. You get a new title in your name upon purchasing.

and setting good examples for young athletes.

This is exactly the distraction I needed today, and as someone who DVRs WWHL so that I can watch the good ones if I hear about it afterwards I greatly appreciate it. May I also bring up, again, last years Lupita Nyong’o and David Oyelowo episode which is the only show I have ever saved for an extended peroid. Their…

If I’m paying $100+ for a doll, I better not have to tear it apart for any reason*.

THE NEW MOVIE MENTIONS AN ANIMAL IN PASSING. The director did not wish to elaborate.

*bewildered look, quickly downloads In ‘n Out application

All while EVERYONE working at In ‘n’ Out Burger makes way more than these cheerleaders...even with the settlement.

So someone tell me if this is right:

That’s still shitty pay for the amount of time and dedication these women put into a multi-billion dollar industry.

GoFundMe is literally the American healthcare system at this point

Beside this being fucking tragic.

If there’s a god, this means that the Mets’ Brief Ryan Howard Experiment is just starting...

Back in college, Greg Oden would win these races all by himself.

his sudden death has some Nepalese officials questioning whether there should be an age cap on people allowed to summit the mountain.

The touch screen is the deal breaker.

The average age of a vehicle on the road is more than 11 years. Are these systems going to be functional when they reach average age? Probably not. They’re not going to be repaired/replaced by 3rd/4th owners.