This series just further illustrates Lebron’s genius. That 2 seed was no accident.

And now he’s busy in Milwaukee turning Giannis and Thon Maker into absolute monsters. Thanks Timberwolves!

Roof rack is the give away police models don’t have them

Whenever I see the new gen Explorers, I usually pay attention to the wheels that are basic, that’s usually a sign they are a cop besides having a black grille.

My trick, so far it’s worked, is unmarked don’t have dealer license plate frames. It’s the easiest to pick out when coming up on a car.

A red Toyota Camry. Completely anonymous and frightening at the same time.

i had a friend get pulled over for doing that cause she flashed her lights at an unmarked police officer. gotta watch it

I fuckig hate new-ish Explorers with the black grille rather than the silver. The black grille looks like an unmarked unit all the time. I have to look closer to make sure it’s not the po-po.

Up here in Minneapolis, the vast majority of cruisers are now newer Ford Explorers. I’m surprised at how quickly I was able to adjust to the change from the Crown Vic reflex to the boxy Explorer. There are a few Impalas (or whatever they’re called now) in the fleet as well. Hardly ever see any ‘Vics anymore! Maybe…

Good looking out. I definitely try to give that heads-up as much as I can, but my guess is that most motorists are oblivious or simply think I’m being an a-hole.

I have to say, one thing I love about my ‘08 Charger is that everyone thinks I’m a cop and generally move out of my way (particularly at night). It’s also painted anonymous black and seems to be invisible to police themselves.

God’s work.

But large muscular black men doing sexually suggestive dance routines is quite terrifying for the average American viewer.

Boys are violent, girls are sexual.

How do I explain to my children that Antonio Brown was twerking?!? If I said what he was doing then I’d have to explain what twerking is and then they’d think it’s funny and start twerking themselves! Someone has to do something to prevent my little angels from being corrupted in such a manner because I’m a…

So far I’ve spent almost half this year on the other side of the planet watching my mum shrivel into an unaware husk on the edge of death, eating up my savings and my soul, so if 2017 was supposed to be ANY better than 2016, i sure haven’t fuckin seen it.

I doubt it. You’d have to not pay attention for a lot longer than a text to drift off on this portion of the highway.

Just shows you, even if you think you can make it, pull over. Your life is more important than wherever you have to be.

For those who were wondering, a “Jersey Wall” is when a bunch of spray tanned Italian women in the club surround their friend to protect her from an Ed Hardy-wearing bro trying to roofie her Bud Light Lime-a-Rita.

It’s almost as if people die all the time every year...