I’m really trying to think of all the dumbass things I was up to at that age...granted, none of them involved guns, but looking back plenty of them could have gotten me killed.

Talk to me when velour interiors come back. Because that’s the bottom line in comfort.

a stack of player surveys

“Fuck your couch, God!”

I never understood why people hate the idea of bullet trains so much when their main purpose would be to compete with airlines.

Imagine an industry where a large percentage of it’s employees end up with neurological problems and the public just shrugging it off.

Yep, they paid out over $200M in 2015. Couldn’t find a good figure for 2016, but apparently they are down a bit (apparently the combination of phasing out stop and frisk, and hiring a risk management consultant after that massive 2015 have driven down new claims, but old claims are still working their way through the…

There are two problems here. Sensitive officers and the fact that this settlement money isn’t coming from police officers pensions.

The NYPD pays a fortune in these kinds of suits every year.

He had the monetary ability and video to backup his case. I’d argue the settlement was low.

I have considered the vanity plate CAMERO for my Trans Am.

The best automotive stories always include the Ford Probe your buddy had in high school.

It worked in my Mustang. Well, kinda...

It’s Jalopnik, not the nobel peace prize. You’ll be fine.

Yeah man, never get picked. I did nearly all these things before too, including cutting the roof off a hyundia elantra with a sawzall and driving it till it bowed in the middle.

Wasn’t me or my car, but a I had friend in high school with a Ford Probe who would swap out the shift knob with something different every month. Golf club shafts, baseball bats, pool balls, etc. The best was the entire front handle of a Razor Scooter. It was so tall, when he shifted to third he punched his rearview…

“And remember, Junior, if the teacher forgets to assign homework, make sure you point that out before your classmates clear out.”

“Oh, really????”

I think his med report mentioned that at contract time, but the Knicks missed it. Must’ve been in Italian.

So with a 6-8 week recovery period that would mean he will be ready for the Conference finals right?