One of these days I hope to be fortunate enough to see one in person. The only ones around here are the police interceptor versions, in service.

The Taurus SHO. It's a fine looking sedan, if not a bit on the bloated side. Now if they'd add an option for bench seats with a column gear selector, and dog dish hubcaps, I'd be sold.

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One important distinction here - a choke like a guillotine does not cut off oxygen, it cuts off blood (something that cuts off the breathing is technically called a strangle, not a choke).

Man Seahawk fan, you guys squandered all good will from other NFL fans in record time. Went from zero to Cowboy fan over night.

Tallahassee Police Department say Winston didn't fumble.

Mike Isabella: Oh, this is bad. You gotta change this menu, fast!

This is my new jam.

Since Johnny5 is alive...that would be non-fictional?

First person who shops some Tie Fighters into that video wins.

Jesus. Christ.

I once got to be the minion that ran film cassettes from the NFL Films camera men to the guy on the sideline that reloaded the cassettes with fresh film. I was standing on the back left corner of the end zone when Hasselbeck through to that corner. I could have caught it!- If it was a fade. Except it was a laserbeam…

Pretty nice to see something I helped design over 7 years ago now, still thought of as being the best. Thanks for your nice thoughts everyone.

Pretty nice to see something I helped design over 7 years ago now, still thought of as being the best. Thanks for…

Have you even had Bud Lite Lime? How can you even rate fruit beers if you've never had the king?!?!?!?

Broncos are not likely to have a road playoff game.

I trust players' opinions on whether they are concussed about as much as I trust a guy pulled over under suspicion of DUI about whether he's drunk.

Not a penalty because reasons. No fine from the league, either.

Drew Magary writes for a few places, and thinks you read some of his stuff.

How about a RAM ProMaster luxury conversion van? Tows 5,100lbs, seats 7-9 passengers, 32" HDTV, 20+ MPG, front wheel drive, and it costs less than a Yukon Denali.

My 6 year old son just asked me if that was his first time tackling someone.