Maybe blame websites that post things like this that take the vote (and the voter) for granted:

“Tech Savy” uses iPhone. Lol.

You didn’t believe him so you did a search, took a screenshot and were still worng. lol

The M Coupe is a fantastic choice, if one can be found, and the maintenance budget allows for it.

taxation is theft

Cool.

Marlins and the like are *not* built for MTB trails. If you break it trail riding, the manufacturer won't honor the warranty. Cheapest "real" MTBs will run in the ~$700 range for a hard-tail, and I think you'd have a hard time finding a mainstream brand full suspension bike for under ~$1200.

when you excited to see Tarzan/afraid of refugees but you keep fighting in the backseat/vote for brexit and your mom turns the car around/currency hits a 30 year low:

Hardcore UFC fans will sleep a lot easier tonight as soon as someone reads this to them.

When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let’s say, Mercedes in a Grand Prix?? They kill us. I beat Renault all the time. All the time. When did we beat Red Bull at anything? They send their cars over here by the pair, and what do we do? When was the last time you saw a Chevrolet at Suzuka? It doesn’t exist,…

Oh yeah, your friend over there on the other article.

I wanna see that fan edit. “aye, say thats to mah face and i’ll tear-ya fawkin arms ahff!”

No you don’t. That isn’t how it works. Things that live for a long time are implied to address health issues regarding longevity. Things that a vibrant, virile or ferocious are implied to provide boost in energy. Things that are fertile and erect are implied to address sexual potency.

“to I even need to continue?”

Worst. IPA. Ever.

Very bitter.

Patty and Selma. A double IPA.

I think I actually really want something like that. Like, give me either ordinary folks in this galaxy being ripped apart by civil war, or a group of soldiers from either the alliance or the empire just doing their jobs, going on missions and whatnot. Or heck, give me a smuggler show. I love that sort of small-scale…

“When was the last time you read something that made you want to get on a bike?”

Couple of suggestions: One thing I love about Jalopnik is the focus on odd, and downright weird shit. The recent spate of South American car articles is a case in point. Don’t just focus on modern bikes, some of us just don’t pay attention to that sort of stuff, and yes, whilst there are plenty of site devoted to old…