Broncos are not likely to have a road playoff game.

I trust players' opinions on whether they are concussed about as much as I trust a guy pulled over under suspicion of DUI about whether he's drunk.

More proof that only idiots will buy this.

"Doh, forgot that my iPad isn't my iPhone. Here's some money, fix it!"

That picture is pretty much what chickens are today. Vicious dino-birds. Anyone who has owned them already knows this.

Not a penalty because reasons. No fine from the league, either.

Drew Magary writes for a few places, and thinks you read some of his stuff.

the hipster paradox: the defining quality of a hipster is irony but since they are ironic with such consistency it ceases to be unexpected. it becomes a requirement. irony can not exist as an expected requirement. therefore, hipsters are NEVER ironic.

How about a RAM ProMaster luxury conversion van? Tows 5,100lbs, seats 7-9 passengers, 32" HDTV, 20+ MPG, front wheel drive, and it costs less than a Yukon Denali.

The appeal of the Contour for me has always been its simplicity and low profile. I use it on my motorcycle & ski trips. I don't want to fool around with complicated gadgetry while I'm carving the Dragon or dodging pine trees at Copper. One big slide switch: on, off. Look at the footage later over a beer. I had a GoPro…

My 6 year old son just asked me if that was his first time tackling someone.

I believe this is a photo taken of a 4th Gen right after it first left the lot. Camaro has always been a name associated with class, refinement, and taste. These bottom-feeding, would be camaro-ists are clearly an aberration!

As a bald man who has been shaving what's left since the age of 19, I support LeBron. If you don't have the proper shaped head to sport the complete shave, going bald sucks.

Former Minnesota Gov. Jesse Ventura also called for Peterson's suspension, not because of abuse allegations, but because he was partially responsible for 9/11.

Moto Gs make great ipod / home phone replacements. We just got a prepaid 1st gen Moto G for about $80 at BestBuy and skipped the activation. Added a google account, activated a free google voice number, installed the new Hangouts, and now we have a phone (with free calls and SMS/MMS) that works anywhere that you have…

You can also get free crap at Best Buy if you have no qualms about walking in and not stopping at the register on your way out. Stealing is stealing. It doesn't matter if you are stealing 1s and 0s from a website or if you are walking out with a 60 inch TV on your back.

Got your eye on a new Moto X or Moto G smartphone? Motorola will give you up to $300 on a cash card when you trade in your old smartphone. Hypothetically, that means you could buy a subsidized Moto and make money, if you trade in a desirable phone in perfect condition. [Motorola via Cnet]

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Former MLB-pinch hitter extraordinaire Matt Stairs is (or maybe was) an assistant coach of the John Bapst hockey team. They were (or maybe still are) not very good.

"Peak Meat"

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