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Where she pushed for an environemental/green program that has been adopted at Walmarts across the nation. What a fuckin waste, amirite?

Remind me again, what is the Capitol of Vermont?

-Potluck

Yep, I use ebates too!

Yes, that makes sense! I originally bought it because it looked awesome on Christine from Temptalia, then realized that she is very warm-toned whereas I am very cool-toned. The main thing is that I wasn’t prepared for how dark it would look on me, so you may want to try it on in the store if you’re super fair. On me

Yes, I have the Radish mini! Honestly not a color I would wear a lot, but it was “free” and I was like “omggggg must have more Bite.” I bought Chai and Rhubarb. Chai is gorgeous, like I was never really into browns but a friend suggested it and I am SO glad she did. Rhubarb I am actually not that into, it’s just a

I am trying to limit myself to around $75ish. That’s only three things, though! :(

Yo I bought 2 of the Amuse Bouche lipsticks and they are WORTH it. I fucking love Bite Beauty. I have been an evangelist for their lipsticks/lip crayons for a long time and this new formula is crazy good. Much better staying power than their Luminous Creme (old lipstick formula), a citrus scent, and still creamy AF.

I have been carrying around 1K points for the past few years just because there aren’t too many rewards that really intrigue me. I looked at the 1K rewards when they had them and they had some fancy full-sized lipsticks that looked great, but that was really the only thing I wanted. It didn’t matter anyway since they

Holy crap! That sounds amazing! Even just a few years ago their 500 point rewards would usually be some small samples and then 1 deluxe size or full size thing (something special, basically). Now the 500 point rewards are just 5 100 point rewards, 3 of which I generally don’t want anyway.

I will definitely check them out! I was especially interested in the red wine ones because I have ginormous pores. When it says “pore care,” does that mean cleansing, pore minimizing, what?

Yeah, I had 1000 pts when they did the special rewards and of course got nothing. They also had a few fiascoes with their sales recently. I think it was 2014 where they stopped a bunch of VIBs from accessing their sale because they had Chinese names, or something (I don’t really remember the details, but it was

Yes, it’s 20% off in November. When you make VIB they also give you a set of coupons (one for 10% off any order, one for free shipping, and one for a free makeover at the store). If you didn’t get that, you should ask for it next time you go to Sephora. Other than that it’s just points and “early access” to the sales

Definitely. I would much rather get extra coupons or cash money back rather than shitty little samples. But, I am addicted to Bite Beauty lipstick, which is a Sephora exclusive, so I’m stuck :/

Are you a VIB or a Beauty Insider? BI sale starts tomorrow and is 10%. VIB sale starts today and is 15%. In order to be VIB you have to have spent $350 either this year or last year.

Gotta keep spending to keep my VIB status for next year!

This is timely, since Sephora VIB sale starts today! That First Aid Beauty shit is amazing. I have been thinking about buying that Tonymoly set for ages but haven’t been able to justify my need for 11 sheet masks at once, even at such a low price. I may just pull the trigger on that now.

Clickhole is awful satire

Yes, I understand. By “when she married her husband” I didn’t mean at the ceremony. As the daughter of a convert, I know how it works.

WOAH WAS HE? I TOTALLY DIDN’T KNOW!!!