Vladimir the Spy

Just like American Idol, this is why you shouldn't let the American public decide things.

80,000 people just crowded into Wembley a couple months for a fight. Boxing's still big business around the world.

Way to blow up her spot, Jezebel.

I've got a bigger problem with the continually ridiculous hair.

Here's some more Maddux gems:

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Total faker.

Oh what a false prophet.

Bizarro

But but but, we have two Best Buys in Portland . . . which one will it be at???

Also, what's an E3?

Many props for the Lewis & Clark dorm room reference.

Or a bloated sense of self-importance. Wait . . . are all babies Wolf's kids?

I can understand the argument for "corporate racism" but I can also see it as a bit of satire. "A goat's causing havoc yet they round up 5 black guys along with a goat, instead of other goats, what the fuck is wrong with white people?" Not saying it's good, it's a pretty shitty ad, but it's not like Song of the…

Lemmy?

Ha, well played!

Actually I wear a pair of completely asshole-worthy Prada Pebble Derby shoes. Retails for $1,500. I got the idea from an issue of Pretentious Assholes Quarterly, guest edited by Puest.

hahahah so insecure! It's okay buddy, I'm sure your douchey attributes go far beyond your business attire.

So what reason would there be to spend a stupid amount of money for a watch? Aside from being a complete asshole who believes nothing functional and nice exists for under $200, of course. No need for the niceties douchebag. You can go fuck yourself.

That's always a stupid point. Oh this thing kills more people than guns so we should ban this thing as well. Except that no one goes on a water rampage. The frequency of someone getting in their car to PURPOSEFULLY kill or harm someone is a fraction of that compared to actual gun violence.

If you spend more than $200 on something that accounts for like 1/70th of your body, you're an idiot. Further evidence of why you're a douche.