I came here from the Pottery Barn website! How the fuck did this happen?!

I think one important thing to add to this list is "be in your early 20s and don't give a fuck"

So is an eighth grade Biology teacher.

She's alright now, they've raised like $200,000 for her.

Totally with you. People could have used those, or they could have donated that money to some kind of after-school program that could use tech. Yes, it's "their own money" but it doesn't make them any less of an asshole for wasting it.

This is more, for everyone, but she's on the Wendy Williams show. It's not the platform for . . . well anything really. There's still a Wendy Williams show???

"...participating in society as a non-jerk"

You just made LOL out loud.

I dunno Rachel, I've got way less respect for the giggle/cutesy disarming. That just lulls men into the "oh, she's totes flirting" mindset and what are you then? A potential hole holding a controller.

Thank you for that. I'd add to it, but you totally nailed it.

There's no denying she's got talent, but aside from those three, she doesn't have that strong a resume. That said, Point Break will always be fantastic, Strange Days always disturbingly intriguing, and Hurt Locker was just about the best way you could handle that sort of story.

Looks like a dong.

Cigarettes, eyeglasses, pens, gum, handkerchiefs, cocaine straws, cocaine cases, credentials, it goes on and on. Lots of people use them.

How about:

I thought that's where it started?

So shove the smaller side in, you don't need to get it all in there. Unless you're some kind of masochist, just sayin.

So . . . basically your story was pulled out of something you heard from some dude this one time way back in the day?

Go forth, and chest bump the true believers.

Reading this was like listening to a teenager.