That red dress is on my “must wear to a ball when I’m skinny and had a mastoplexy”

It’s nothing to do with sexism. They are risking their kids and my kids health by allowing diseases to flourish and evolve beyond our current vaccines.

This guy needs to get fucking gone stat

Literally the foreign office has fingers in all the pies, so who knows how deep that grave goes.

You could use plain ammonia on colours and that will also break down oils and such.

This is not a thing in the UK I think?

Sorry guys I found the best ad five years ago

THIS IS NOT ONLY A THING I WANT I AM PRETTY SIRE I NEED IT

Is it cause I sound like a mum? Because I am a mum and I say this to my daughter while she inhales her dinner.

Well I do actually. Sucks to be you!

See, there are times when I think he looks really Cushingoid so I wonder if it's an actual health issue? Steroid use can also cause it.

#jezspinforever

This is beautiful

EDIN BRA

“Ah need a glass bottle of Irn Bru stat”

Mate you get pretty disillusioned with the accent after a ned comes up to you asking “kin ye tap us a fag”

More like “brrrrrrrruh” than “brew”

Come to the dark side we have free university education.

Your attitude and name are things I like like why make all the fuss give me my noodles in four minutes dammit dammit

Glaz-go