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OMG this would not happen in the UK. Vomitting blood?! Fuck sake! THAT IS AN EMERGENT SYMPTOM REQUIRING IMMEDIATE MEDICAL ASSISTANCE. I AM NOT EVEN A QUALIFIED DOCTOR YET AND I KNOW THAT.

omg they totally missed the point didn't they

*dances about like a crazy bitch*

My Papa was thought to be pretty radical for 1. being a nurse (he ended up being a charge nurse) 2. Helping my gran with the kids/cooking/cleaning. In fact, they worked their shifts so that neither was working at the same time. This was the 60s mind, in small-town Scotland.

Cloud Atlas is a bit unfair to point out considering everyone was swapping races and genders. :/

Sorry for being pure wide mate

I know it is, I was just being a dick. Source: I am Scottish.

Yeah, I love the whole story behind it. A straight reading of the Bible puts Eve in a bad light, but she actually made the first choice against a God who was petty and controlling, much like my daughter’s father ;)

Jealous! Is she like Lyra?

I also love Calliope (Middlesex, right?)

I am torn

;)

WEVE ALREADY BEEN BLAMED FOR TRUMP MUST WE BE BLAMED FOR THIS TOO

Nice, I like that!

No.

Same with Henry. GODDAMMIT EVE WHY DID YOU HAVE TO BE A GIRL HUH

I have a friend whose youngest son loves Elsa from Frozen. She was probably a little freaked out by it at first, but she has been awesome. I’m pretty sure she even bought him the doll for Christmas. It was so lovely: I wish more parents were like that with their sons. It seems more acceptable for girls to be tomboys

All I can think of is my poor daughter right now - her eczema is usually under control, but we’ve been under a lot of stress as a family recently and her skin is super dry to the point I’m slathering emollients on her twice a day. She’s also had infected eczema several times before, and my heart breaks to see her itch

As someone who is so pale that in a nightclub you can spot me in all the photos because I catch all the light and who cannot burn because of the number of miles I have (also with irregular edges but too scared to get them checked TBH), I kind of agree. There is a “however” though: like someone said above, sun beds can

When I was three I shoved so much sweetcorn up my nose I had to go to A&E to get it removed. Even now I don't like sweetcorn.