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Dismiss the troll please

Have I ever told you you’re my hero?

I died when I read this - poor Pedro.

I feel like the wizard-mafia au is an avenue worth exploring. In fact it's how the mafia got around prohibition.

There was literally only one reference to her skin and it was in PoA when she’s mentioned as being darker (perhaps even as brown as a nut?) but with her big hair I just kind of assumed, you know?

Well, if you’re reading it from an American perspective give there seems to be few non-white characters but the UK is also 90% white, so it’s more realistic from our perspective. There should have been more South and East Asian characters as well mind. Also more Scottish, Welsh and Irish.

I have to laugh because it's so true that Rita Skeeter would write for the daily mail.

ITALIAN AMERICAN PART-MAFIA PART-WITCH omg I need this.

Going to be a bit of a dick and point out that Newt Scamander’s descendants are described as having “swarthy” skin, so I was always under the impression that Scamander wasn’t white.

I love you babe. xxx

I misread his name as Saruman every single time

I went certifiable during maternity leave and then unemployment. It was the worst. I love my daughter, but I function better as a human when I am learning and working.

Me too. When it comes to dating and explaining I am a mum I always gauge their reaction. It's also not something I expose beforehand.

Efficient production of Vit D due to poor sunlight?

Deserves to be in the black just for lightening up this piece of news.

Yeah. My daughter was born in 2007, and it never occurred to me they were only five years apart. It's heartbreaking.

It's the best antidepressant I've met. (Apart from Modafinil ;) )

I just want you to know that when I read your comments I invariably end up laughing or thinking.

No! Enjoy your spite! LIVE IN IT. SWIM IN IT. BREATHE IT IN.