*waves at the fellow scot*

... No?

It did used to be 21 btw, but we have been doing mass vaccination against HPV in girls for about 5 (???) years now. So they raised the age.

If he didn't love his wife so damn much he would be my husband

I really like DiCaprio and I am desperate for him to get an Oscar.

I honestly wasn't going to see the revenant it now I am going to, at the very least, download it illegally and watch it out of sheer spite.

I wish there was a button to send automatic emails saying “shut the fuck up or buy a bigger shovel”

I am Scottish so thankfully Christmas and Hogmanay (New Year) are the only ones to apply to me. Plus I have the added benefit of living 3 minutes by car but 30 minutes walking from my mum’s house.

Why must you hurt me with these lies

An excellent West Wing episode was dedicated to this issue.

You can pry my coffee from cold dead colonialist hands.

THE SHIT WE BIG SISTERS HAVE TO GO THROUGH.

I of course mean a psychopathic bitch in the best sense of the words. She is useless (worse than useless) at science and I know because I (medical student extraordinaire) had to tutor her URGH THOSE ARE HOURS I WILL NEVER GET BACK PHOBE.

She’s a psychopathic bitch who happens to me my little sister.

Kylie “False Idol” Kardashian

Same

Every single fucking time I read “Kylie” I think “Minogue” not “Kardashian” and it is very discombobulating.

... Phoebe?

Because I was fine. They did an ultrasound, I stayed for a few hours, and there was no other symptoms. And, as I said, it was an OBGYN who checked me.

Eh, midwives in the uk are trained to deal with both these things. Plus there is access to OBGYNS, because I also had a bleed at six months and was seen to just fine. And, with gestational diabetes, you would have had been seen by OBGYN as that is one of the high risk factors... Which I said in my previous post, no?