I FEEL SO PROUD AE MASEL.

So it looks like I got my wish of a cute baby. CAN WE JUST STOP HERE NOW PLEASE.

Trials are being done that show it is an effective emergency first line treatment for severe depression. Which makes sense: you can't kill yourself if you can't find your hands.

At some point the Gawkerverse has to hit a bottom, right? Like, there must be some sort of bedrock a la minecraft that you can’t dig through with regards to these stories.

STFU AND GET IN YER K-HOLE DOLL

I know actual living people who are like her. No joke.

Your name is very meta right now, Mrs Bucket.

Cried when breastfeeding my daughter and reading this book. Particularly after Lily’s sacrifice was made clear and how she was so proud of Harry and would never leave him. Because I was beginning to kind of understand exactly what she was talking about.

During sex. Not even lying.

Excellent.

I remember Dunblane vividly: we heard about it a few hours after it happened. It was terrifying.

His smile is like sunshine.

HIPSTER HITLER.

I love her.

Mine is 8 and has just read her first novel by herself and has been voted onto the pupil council!

THE FEAR IS REAL

Haven't seen you round these here parts in ages! How is La Petit Comte et La Petite Comtesse? (if I remember correctly)

Leave can now be shared flexibly within the first year in the uk!

See also: my ovaries.

*searches for daughter’s father’s address and cackles madly*