If I ever get married I'm getting my mates dads ceilidh band. They are hilarious and it forces everyone to dance!

ily but i am on a plane to kik ur butt lol

I am so fucking happy right now, this news has made my fucking year.

I fucking fucking LOVE Hannibal.

fuckin fite me

COLLIEDUR!!!!!

This made me cackle.

CAST IT INTO THE FIRE

Y’all need some better friends guys.

100% this is something I would do so I can't blame them

Scotland has just brought this in up until the kids are 8, and are looking to bring it in across all primary schools.

To clear this up, this is the same law as the UK. In practice, pregnancy is always more dangerous to the mothers health than abortion and doctors who object have to refer the patient to another who won’t object. The two doctors signing off thing: one is the referring doctor and the other is the doctor performing the…

Yet again, the ASA covers all the UK. There are four countries in the UK. You mention the UK in the headline.

My daughter’s father got married a year and a half ago. When he got engaged, another ex boyfriend (this one happened to be my best friend as well) poured me a large glass of wine and told me the news. He let me rant and rave for three hours while getting increasingly drunk in his flat, before sleeping and having a…

THE DUDE

I WAS REFERENCIG YOUR USERNAME

I dunno that's just your opinion man

Yeah I was thinking this too. It’s where the show gets into its stride but there’s still no guarantee.

The way she says that fucking line. That fucking scene is on par with Hannibal’s and The West Wing’s Season 2 finales.

I love this one too, but it doesn’t have the line “4’9 bitch but I still take the sausage” which fucking kills me every time.