The best sausage song out there.

*heart explodes with feelings*

That wean is the cutest thing I have ever seen omg

Oh yeah, sorry :) I've been studying for medical exams so eponyms have been on my mind.

This is just sad all round :(

That is the perfect word. I can’t even counteract it.

What is the eponym for a group of assholes?

*your name is amazing*

You're an asshole I love it

It is when you’re in a roommate/room sharing situation. It has to be or you'd never be able to do anything private.

That guy isn’t some random drunk btw, he does a live statue further up Buchanan ;)

Conflating someone masturbating at you in private or public, sure.

(✿◠‿◠) idgaf

Btw I am not American, I am Glasgwegian :)

My brothers shared a room. I don’t think it stopped them masturbating at all.

I say this as someone who is hella-submissive in bed if any guy said this to me I would just get up, leave and never return.

That’s not what she’s saying at all.

I have never ever been tested in the UK and I have had like twenty jobs.

Ssssssh, it’s ok. *pets head*

I know you’re trying to make me feel bad but, honestly, it was three years ago and I still don’t give a flying fuck. :)