“Breaking News: Albuquerque Police Officer Eats at Burger King for the First Time”

Mine was on Christmas at 2:15, I was late seeing my family, I got MewTwo though.

“Pokemon Go developer Niantic was not able to provide comment as of press time, but we will update this story if they are able to respond.”

People of Japan, we don’t like him either.

Yep, according to this, it’s not even close. Mario has outsold Zelda by nearly 7X. Zelda’s fourth.

Trickle-down rupee economics...

Reasons to think that Trump may actually be Ganondorf:

pls run in 2020

I’m hooked on it myself... This release is the perfect entry point for new players, and is a fantastic followup for fans of the old games, incorporating a few elements from previous Personas and even some Shin Megami Tensei games (yay Gun type!).

Persona 5. Never played the previous entries but omg I think I’m a fan now.

Nintendo Switch: “Zelda”

My kid does:

Nintendo 3DS: “Daddy’s Big Little Nintendo”

All of these look AMAZING, but labels of who they’re cosplaying as would be super welcome so I can just look the characters they’re based on for reference =)

Everything is under control and things are going to be just fine, period.

Somehow, he wasn’t orange enough to sustain it

I don’t even see the Matrix code anymore. All I see is... blonde, brunette, redhead...

I also like to use: “patient claims . . .”

“Per patient” is ED charting speak for “this patient is full of shit.”