But you can use jet fuel to steal beams. cause you’re closer to the sun. its true.

God damnit Benedict Arnold worked HARD to set the standard for this shit and these assholes are just dragging his name through the mud.

The graphic for the number of sexual assaults committed by players who were coached by last year’s Baylor football coaching staff is eerily similar.

(Thinking)

+100

WHY DON’T THEY JUST MAKE THE ENTIRE TEBOW OUT OF THE BLACK BOX?!?!?

Absolutely!

God can make him big and strong, but apparently can’t make him hit a curve ball.

Why isn’t this tagged “Thighlights"?

The hell with the black boxes. Why is his right forearm bright orange?!

But a certain faction of your uncle’s Facebook friends will swear he isn’t on an MLB roster RIGHT THIS MINUTE because of the war on Christianity.

Great. Now I want to go to McDonalds.

How did they finish their meals without a beverage?!

Great. Now I’m crying in a McDonald’s. And it's not for any of the usual reasons.

Bloggers are secret millionaires. Thank heavens the internet is here to educate us.

This is the best Kinja has to offer.

God I fucking hate Baylor.

“... Announces Transfer to Notre Dame”

How on earth did we not get one Najeh Davenport mention