This happens to a Liverpool scout every single time they’re looking for a defender.

*Swipes brow*
Turns to friend. Man, can you believe how lucky I got there?
- The 23rd worst terrorist, upon seeing the Most Wanted Terrorist Promo.

I can’t wait to see forgotten programs such as, Pasadena, Dads and The 2005 World Series.

Triggered much?

Do you still get 2 minutes for Hooking while playing in Vegas??

“We’re sorry we were caught charging $4.50 for tap water. In the future, we will conceal it in Dasani bottles like Coca-cola already does.”

Cool story, people from Austin are soo badass!

To prove to everyone else and himself (mostly himself) how smart and great he is for not liking apple!

Why are you here?

Closing the window early will have a huge effect on the draft.

Is that seriously your take on this?

Having the sick impulse to call the cops, from the site of one of the worst flood disasters in American history, to report victims of that flood for looting a supermarket; but also: a crime

Tottenham will get knocked out of the Champions League so that they could get on with the more serious challenge of qualifying for the Champions League.

Steven King is a far better writer. No one would care about George R.R. Martin if it weren’t for HBO picking up his series.

Those people don’t look remotely like the people.

THAT is the big worry. Cable moving to internet is underway. To bitch about shifting the costs there too is silly. But what happens when it actually happens? My worry is that massive consolidation and partnerships will happen and we’ll simply end up replacing the cable bundle for an internet bundle.

Who was getting FS1 and NBCSN for free?

The Huddersfield Town wikipedia is so good.

My variation of this is taking of pic of where the hell we parked the car in any unfamiliar and large parking lot. Not having to remember that you’re parked in lot E-26 makes things a lot less stressful when trying to leave!

Boogotti. Kasino.