Fuck this guy.

And fuck this dumbass, Guy-Fieri-recipe fight.

In America, we use words like “grit” to describe players who are willing to get dirty and like “captain” for those who will do anything for their teammates.

Pictured: Danny Ainge and his draft picks.

Eat, sleep, train.

This is the plot of Speed 3. The bus will blow up if the team it is carrying goes below .500.

Lynch, who has most recently served as an analyst on Fox

Well let’s see..........

Hey, I know people keep calling this guy Elite, but he gets into all sorts of trouble when he gets out of the pocket.

Nick Saban has responded by spending 20 minutes silently assembling a rifle in front of his players while wearing a T-Shirt that reads “FUCKING TRY IT.”

Didn’t say they are winning the SB, they are in the south so not complete shit is sufficient to win it.

You beat off to word documents?

Still getting timely hits though. And LA isn’t exactly raking out there.

“Hi! It looks like you’re trying to run an A-2 Gap Slant? Would you like help running an A-2 Gap Slant?”

Funny, Adrian Peterson’s son’s face is imprinted on his cleats too.