Then why play the game?

I can’t wait to put Kylo Ren in a pool and take away the ladder!

Nothing quite catching my eye this week, but with the big eshop sale, I snagged Luigi's Mansion 3 for ~$20 off and Transistor for only $3, so I'm set for a bit.

Like how the guy in the Jeep was like, “WASN’T US!” That’s about the time I’d be pissing myself.

So what do you say to soldiers who face child soldiers in other countries and are stuck having to kill them because they open fire on them? Are they sickos too? If a kid is shooting a gun at cars, signs, people...etc what do you think a cop would do when the kid points a realistic gun at them? Just stand there and…

It’s fucking awful!! but thank god for that latest tab!

What were his previous charges? Might make a difference in my feelings. That said why don’t you guys condemn Calis three strike rules? Those are some bonker rules I have ever seen.

“Oh no he didn’t wash his hands.  He’s getting in the car...  Why didn’t you wash your hands??? OMG THE INTERIOR OF THAT CAR IS SO CLEAN FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WASH YOUR HANDS!!!” -my brain

I’m confused as to what this has to do with white people. Or is this just the typical Root rant to be racist against whites? Or is this a mask thing? Of which I see blacks and whites not wearing masks. Remember, you voted for Obama twice... and he didn’t save you either. Just used you as a vote. But keeping voting for…

Never thought you could win at Animal Crossing but this sounds pretty close. 

This. They messed up, knew they messed up and have been hell-bent on making it right ever since.

This game never ceases to amaze me with how much better it gets with every update. You gotta love how dedicated Hello games is to making NMS the game we were all promised. Honestly I think they did that a few big updates ago but here they are continuing to add to it completely free of charge. 

This is a hilarious example of over-compensation. Nooses and the wild west have a lot of relation. There’s no overt or covert racism in a cowboy character having a noose spray anymore than there is him having a wanted poster or any other wild west themed things. No one asked for this. No one asked for any of these…

take a look at this:

I’m not sure how this is less “light-hearted” than DEFCON. It looks very similar, gameplay wise, and some bits even more cartoony than DEFCON was.

You left out the main thing that made PvZ popular

$300 can buy a lot of groceries, especially in these times what with the spiraling economy.

No word on if the creators plan on including numerous scenes where characters get stuck in the world or randomly lose all their progress.

Nice, now they have to hire butt ugly actors with awful makeup to stay true to the game’s shitty graphics.

My mother was the queen of signing up for shit and then never cancelling. She paid for AOL for like four years after I moved out in college and *she didn’t have a computer*. Bought two or three years’ worth of those Columbia House or whatever DVDs that got automatically sent. Had both Comcast and Dish at the same…