No, I think it’s all longing looks across a conference room and one furtive hand-holding incident in the coat check line at the most recent KKK meeting.

Do you Dick Cheney and Steve Bannon have slumber parties laughing about what it’s like to be the real presidents while having pillow fights?

He looks like he was created from tofu and corn husk hair.

It ruins more lives every year than the, “Butterfly Effect”. True story.

Side eye at Dick Cheney.

Just read through a couple dozen replies. You’re the first person that did. Go, you.

So you’re suggesting they make a show that’s a policy procedural AND a legal drama instead?

Can we substitute hemorrhoids for ulcers? 

But they are all lies and Fake News so what makes them think it’s coming from someone inside? Can’t anyone make up lies?

some one needs to call a plummer to check on leaks.

Has anybody in this administration even SEEN a chicken??

LOL. Beautiful irony. Trump is way too delicate a little snowflake to survive the roasting that he would receive. Just remember how he was roasted a few years ago by Obama. Trump was stone-faced for the whole thing. What delicate little flower.

Yes. Good thing the guy running the White House doesn’t need a safe space, like us whiny triggered libruls.

He’s a straight talker! He tells it like it is! And then his staff and his surrogates rush out to tell us what he really meant, and then he tweets that they were wrong! (Thank god he’s not a politician, though, right?)

Aaaand now neither can I.