It looked exactly like that and it was beautiful. Spicey’s getting angry now and remember, the travel ban is not a ban. I also want a motorized podium really badly now because it looks like crazy fun.

The dramatic pause and then repeat at a more dramatic, lower tone is what got me! :)

message to media: You’re warm;keep digging 

I think it’s more like, “I was camping in the woods and I ran into a sasquature.”

Yeah, not sure why everyone is missing the context, here. This isn’t a sign of strength, but a sign that the media is on the right trail. Like, Trump is being cornered.

Yes. These anonymous leaks of classified information that must be investigated come from made up sources that should be ignored. What isn’t clear about that?

It depends on the guy. Some are quick to finish and others...not so much. And for girls, some of them can be very quick too, especially if she’s already turned on and you know what she likes when you use fingers/tongue.

I’m glad that the Trump administration doesn’t realize that every time they make a move like this, it’s like voluntary squirting blood into an enclosed tank filled with ravenously hungry sharks.

you arent.

Just for that I’m bringing your other comment out of the greys.

Shit, I wish I had read your comment first...

Over/under on number of comments in this thread being men humblebragging about how much they make their ladies orgasm and expressing disbelief that other men don’t?

Well, until somebody can PROVE that frogs do NOT have the souls of witches in them, your grandmother is CORRECT and that’s true and it’s a FACT.

“They shouldn’t use sources, they should put the name of the person, you will see stories dry up like you have never seen before.”

Rancid Penis?

I think I read he only (barely) subsists on lukewarm Diet Coke. He also doesn’t seem lively enough to hurl pastries—desiccated White Walker, indeed. #Mmmmmpastries

He’s the Donald Trump of fashion. It’s really hard to take this guy seriously with the ever present look of constipation on his face. And why does he still insists on wearing that ponytail he should have cut off decades ago.

The only moral abortion is my abortion. The only time I do not insult Obamacare is when my insurance is cut. The only time I promote gay rights is when my child comes out to me.

Oh, shut the fuck up, Caitlyn.